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“Eat your vegetables, honey. Or you will end up with the creature in the woods!” Said, mom. Moms have been pushing the, “you’ll end up with the creature in the woods.” thing for YEARS. And I mean years.
The only reason why I scarf down this green muck is that I don’t want to END UP WITH the creature in the woods. In case you don’t know, The creature in the woods is a rumor going around our neighborhood."